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Boatem

This one specific place on the peaceful Hermitcraft Server (in season eight) where there are five hermits creating lag and chaos. This all started from a silly act of stacking boats on top of each other and it ended up becoming a cult.

The boats that are stacked on top of eachother is called the Boatem Pole

Boatem slowly evolved to Boatem Inc. which is an incorperation filled with shops such as Scar's Wagon and the G-Train

Boatem also got shortened to BTM for marketing purposes

Grian, GoodTimesWithScar, MumboJumbo, Pearlescentmoon and ImpulseSV are the inhabitans of said cult/incorperation/village/town

Also, Boatem is laggy as fu-
Grian, Pearl and Impulse after placing hundreds of boats at the Big-eyes crew: FEEL THE LAG? SHOP AT BOATEM
Tango: YOU WILL REGRET THIS
by FibroParroto February 24, 2022
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boatem mar

Origin. Redneck slang. "Both of them are..."

When a pair of people, animals, places or things obtain the same present tense status.
Redneck #1 : Hey Wilbur, are those two tractors running yet?

Redneck #2: Yeah, boatem mar.
by mreverting January 26, 2010
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Boatem Pole

a silly little pole that is floating in the silly little boatem village/town/incoorperation in the silly little Hermitcraft Server
Grian: Oh yeah, if you guys feel sad that the pole is destroyed, dont. Because this is the third or maybe the fourth version of the boatem pole since its been exploded so much

(or something along the lines of that, i do not remember)
by FibroParroto February 24, 2022
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Patrick Bateman

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some

kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an

entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold

gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you

and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably

comparable: I simply am not there.
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
I'm Patrick Bateman, I killed Paul Allen and I liked it
by I_onehit October 4, 2022
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Jolly Boatman

The Jolly Boatman is a sexual act involving 4 or more partners.Two male participants lay on their backs opposite each other with the soles of their feet touching. A female participant will then fuck one of the males, while bending over and sucking the penis of the other. Soon a rythm will be achieved where as her hips rise, her head will lower, and vice versa. This action emulates the movement of a boat on a somewhat choppy day at sea. An unlimted number of males will then masturbate onto the "boating" woman, convering her in semen. This represents salty water splashing onto the boat, hence making her "jolly".
"Mate, did you get with that girl?" "Yea, i went back to hers and did a Jolly Boatman. It was sweet"

"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"

"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"
by Rad1234 February 20, 2009
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little boatman

I love to lick the little boatman.
by mach 10 May 13, 2003
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Patrick Bateman

Patrick Bateman:There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman,But there is no real me,only an entity
by Homophobic127 May 6, 2022
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