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Boarding diarrhea

A very loose uncontrolled movement of the bowels whilst within the time period whose limits are defined by:
a) Handing your boarding pass to the gate agent
and;
b) Taking your seat on a commercial airliner.
"Well, I was just getting on Onur Air flight 711 to Dalaman when I suddenly had a huge spout of boarding diarrhea!"
by Sheeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnzzzzzz December 9, 2008
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Diarrhea Boarding

A type of torture that is like waterboarding except instead of water they pore diarrhea on your face.
by Judge dredd7 May 24, 2011
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