BoardStein

A post-post-harcore Band consisting of 5 members: TJ(lead Vocals),Max(guitar 1/backing Vocals),Eddie(guitar 2/backing Vocals),Cory(drums/backing Vocals) and Raymond(bass). Formed in möllenbeck, Rinteln, Germany in 2006, they are due 2 release there first album: begining
in Blood in the summer of 2006.

Wow have u heard the new BoardStein Album it's amazin!

by TeeJay2 August 28, 2008

Alex Borstein

A plump little woman who used to be on MADtv and now writes/produces for the FOX cartoon Family Guy. She's got some big fucking tits, too.

Alex Borstein is the voice of Lois Griffin.

by theicemanwillcometh January 14, 2009

boardstrong

From the message board NodownCards.com, boardstrong is a philosophy that embodies the creativity and ingenuity aspects of message boarding.

"Hey look, the same Eric Estrada picture thats been on the internet since the Civil War. Way to boardstrong."

by Chris February 24, 2005

joe bornstein

a law office and a god

i went to joe bornstein's office

by hi ti January 23, 2018

Bornstein

1. To have sex in the missionary position, in the dark, with the local news on in the background.

2. Thoroughly average sex that is enjoyable but utterly unremarkable.

I thought she was going to be crazy in the sack, but instead we just Bornsteined and fell asleep.

by Binskers the Cat December 15, 2009

bornstein

verb. (to bornstein): 1. To fail utterly. 2. To cause someone else to fail.

Comes from Jonathan Bornstein's non-performance as defender of the United States Men's National Team in the 2011 Gold Cup Finals.

1. "Sam totally bornsteined that interview. He'll be lucky to clean the toilets."

2. "We had the campfire starting to burn, but then Michelle bornsteined everything by dropping a bucket of water."

by hooptedoodle June 28, 2011

Bornstein's Law

As the average age of a social network's users rises, the probability of the discussion of "What I ate for breakfast" approaches 1.

First true thing I read on the internet was Bornstein's Law.

by CaliGeoff November 3, 2012