The Jolly Boatman is a sexual act involving 4 or more partners.Two male participants lay on their backs opposite each other with the soles of their feet touching. A female participant will then fuck one of the males, while bending over and sucking the penis of the other. Soon a rythm will be achieved where as her hips rise, her head will lower, and vice versa. This action emulates the movement of a boat on a somewhat choppy day at sea. An unlimted number of males will then masturbate onto the "boating" woman, convering her in semen. This represents saltywater splashing onto the boat, hence making her "jolly".
"Mate, did you get with that girl?" "Yea, i went back to hers and did a Jolly Boatman. It was sweet"
"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"
"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"
Bamanboi is a magic kettle, crafted by the dankest wizards of Norway, it is forged of the finest meme ore gathered from the deepest norwegian meme mines. If you boil fresh memes in it it will unleash a screech so dank, that it will destroy all cringe within 1337 m.
Agmund: Damn, they have cringe!
Redvald: Use the Bamanboi!
Tony bamanaboni is a forced meme from the depths of hell created by his cringesty pyrocynical himself. The character of Tony bamanaboni is damned for eternity to tell people his name every five seconds and sell life insurances.
Niall: Hi what's up
Tony bamanaboni: Hi my name's Tony bamanaboni would you like some life insurance? I'm Tony bamanaboni.
When someone is getting food from a fast food drive thru, one random person runs by and snatches the food before it is received by the paying customer.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.