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He is funny, nice, caring guy who acts like nothing bothers him, but deep down you know he hurting. He is so beautiful but breaks your heart when you are least expecting it, leaving you crying for days and nights. He knows when to have fun and when to be quiet, but you should never trust a blyanton....
Wow did you see blyanton today...
Blyanton by Maybe who knows January 26, 2019
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blantonize 

To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.
When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."
blantonize by Mo Trubble February 28, 2008

blantonation 

A statement that is obviously false but the person making it beleives everyone believes it, or a feeble attempt to manipulate people through statements that may or may not be false.
The runor that she was seeing someone else was a complete blantonation.
blantonation by Moe Trubble May 7, 2007
Urban hip hop slang for "It's all good."
She isn't mad at me for cheatin'...Its blanton.
Blanton by Peter Feaver November 20, 2006
Want to go smoke a blanton?
Blanton by mwhaa October 16, 2008
A man with DNA almost exactly the same as the O'Leary clan but Blantons have an infatuation with the Durbin clan
Acting like a Blanton again.
Blanton by Coldkickinit May 19, 2022
That Blanton is a darn tootin red neck if I do say so myself
Blanton by The eleventh warped March 16, 2019
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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