A species of worm often found in East Lincolnshire, particularly in Grimsby. Can grow to sizes of 5 ft "2" in adult form. First spotted in East London in the summer of 2022. Has a tendency to burrow itself into the inner meshing of a motor vehicle, particularly Fiat 500's, and can be very difficult to remove.
"Yo bro I thought we were supposed to be working out today? I'm doing lunges, what are you doing?"
"Sorry G, I think I got something in my shoe, there's something furry in between my toes"
*Takes off shoe*
"EWWWW! Bro that's a Blunden, get away from me!"
A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.