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Blump monkey 

The act of a woman giving a man a blow job on the toilet, and as he cums in the girls mouth, as she stops giving head, and the semen pours down the mouthbof the woman. She then stands up, and starts acting like a monkey, and then goeS back to giving head to the male.
Sarah gave cole a blump monkey, as he was dissatisfied later that night.
Blump monkey by B Jack April 17, 2010
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Bump Monkey 

A guy that goes to clubs, gets on the dance floor, and purposely bumps into chicks hoping that the chick will start grinding with him.
That fuckin bump monkey out there just tried to grind on my girl. Lets beat his ass!
Bump Monkey by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005

bump monkey 

A drug addict that will do anything for a fix and visits the drug dealer too often. annoying weak person
"He's just a fucking bump monkey trying to stay in my sac".
bump monkey by Gkelly September 21, 2005

monkey bump 

The hardened raised area of a severe blow. Usually administered with the middle knuckle of a fist. Common amoung siblings.
When aggravated Jon would inflict one hell of a monkey bump!
monkey bump by eag723@yahoo.com September 25, 2004

Monkey-bump

Open-faced high five to the forehead when someone is being a bonehead or stubborn.
I monkey-bumped Jake because he wouldn’t let me help him.
Monkey-bump by dancingqueen5678 December 8, 2022

bump monkeys 

1. The act of two females interlocking their legs and humping genitalia to genitalia. 2. When two women Bump Uglies
I knew the party had just started when I caught 2 girls bumpin' monkeys in my room!! Sweet!!
bump monkeys by The Chef July 23, 2003

Bumpmonkey 

Any member of an internet message board who is contributing unsolicited and unappreciated posts to another member's thread with the unintended result of "bumping" the thread to the top of the list of threads each time and thereby keeping the thread current and potentially popular.
"Man it really annoys me when he replies to my threads. I wish he'd go bother someone else. Oh well, at least I get bumped to the top everytime he does. He probably doesn't even realize he's my bumpmonkey."
Bumpmonkey by Decovelet September 8, 2011
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