Blump and Dump

When a person is giving a blumpkin and after the man nuts the blumper shits all over his cock and balls while the man is still dazed from the nut

Dude, after I brought her home from last night she gave me a blump and dump, don’t worry I cleaned up

by The blumper May 8, 2025

Bump and Dump

The act of dating a girl just to have sex wit her and then dumping her immediately afterwords.

Abv. BaD or B&D

Jimmy: Wow Sally is pretty hot.
James: Yea but she is not girlfriend material, I think I'll pull the ol' bump and dump.

by TheMasta333 April 14, 2009

bump and dump

The need to take a shit shortly after snorting cocaine. It usually occurs at the beginning of party and subsides as time progresses.

"Thanks Tom. That's some good shit. Speaking of shits, I have to take one."

"Bump and dump, everytime."

by McSwilly March 24, 2006

Bump and Dump

The act of bumping into one's car and just leaving like an asshole.

Joshua is known for being one to Bump and Dump, that's why no one likes him around.

by frogsoot June 20, 2016

Dump and Bump

Dumping a girl/boy to move up to a higher girl/boy therefore climbing up the dating ladder. Dumping someone unfavorable to bump to a hotter and better alternative.

"Hey man, what happened to you going out with Alison?"

"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."

by wotah January 8, 2015

Dump and a bump

An asshole hanging out in a restaurant, who is getting bored sitting at a bar with his date.

Fuck this, I need a dump and a bump

by Hedgehog 514 January 14, 2022