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Blueshock 

A monstrous fear of bluescreens caused by repeated computer errors
Oscar is blueshocked because of the bsod loop, all he hears is static.
Blueshock by RageStorm76 November 19, 2022
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bluerock 

(verb) to continue in stupid world games after a lost argument.

(noun) an obsessive troll trying to be funny, or a trainwreck.
Yeah that guy bluerocks.

What a bluerock.
bluerock by oxycot October 15, 2010

Blueshark 

Stereotypical jock or football player type. Into all things sports, and not much else. Attracted to skinny, fake tanned (to the point of being orange) blondes with a greater focus on breast size than personality. Bluesharks often feel threatened by people smarter than themselves, especially in groups conversing. If in such a situation, it is common for a Blueshark to yell something along the lines of "Yeah, Footie!", in a feeble attempt to join the conversation.
Person1: Great party, huh?
Person2: Meh, I wish they'd turn the music down and put the footy on.
Person1: Dude, you're such a Blueshark!
Blueshark by sherman42 June 3, 2009

smurf bluecocky 

The act of a smurf ejaculating. When such event happens a large thick blue liquid is released covering everything in it's range of fire.
"this room is covered in a blue liquid, what happened?"
"Oh...a smurf bluecocky"
What many sexually innocent pre-teens mistakes for bukkake the first time they heard the latter term.
Bluecocky?! What the hell is bluecocky?!

BUKKAKE, Hilary, you moron!
BlueCocky by Demonflesh October 7, 2007

Bluecockta 

Bluecockta means u are the hottest girl on the world
Bluecockta means u are so perfect
Bluecockta is the prettiest girl, like she is
Bluecockta by NovioDeBlueCockta August 25, 2021

bluestockingism 

The way smart chicks are who think and talk about stuff, usually with other smart chicks.
"The character or behavior of a pedantic, literary-minded female. From historical reference, often a pejorative term."
That new girl's giving me blue balls with her bluestockingism and her sexy librarian thing.
bluestockingism by Zoicks January 20, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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