Blueshark

Stereotypical jock or football player type. Into all things sports, and not much else. Attracted to skinny, fake tanned (to the point of being orange) blondes with a greater focus on breast size than personality. Bluesharks often feel threatened by people smarter than themselves, especially in groups conversing. If in such a situation, it is common for a Blueshark to yell something along the lines of "Yeah, Footie!", in a feeble attempt to join the conversation.

Person1: Great party, huh?
Person2: Meh, I wish they'd turn the music down and put the footy on.
Person1: Dude, you're such a Blueshark!

by sherman42 June 3, 2009

bluesdank

A long-haired trap that is attracted to men and furries

if you keep talking about furries like that, you're going to become a bluesdank

by owoyouresowarm January 14, 2019

bluesdank

A trap with long hair, but he secretly doesn't clean said hair out of fear he might lose his pet flea. Wears blue hats to hide said flea.

Damn it Bill, the cat is bluesdank again.

by jesus chreest June 21, 2019

blueshirted

A slang term for a bleeding asshole after rough anal sex. Named after customer service staff experiences at the overpriced electronics store Best Buy that is currently being wiped out by Amazon.

Hey Skyler that last round of assfucking has me blueshirted.

Shit !!! Don't get it on the sofa. Here have a tampon.

by majortomsmodem September 29, 2013

bluesharting

Inadvertently leaking information during a private transmission over Bluetooth.

Ted thought he was safe, but instead experienced an uncomfortable bluesharting episode.

by Yvves September 28, 2017

boneshark

To reject. Often, to reject an idea or a request. Usually done by someone in authority though it can be done by a peer as well.

Luke: Hey mom me and Bo are gonna go canoe to cuba tonight.

Mom: No i don't think so honey.

"Dude you just got bonesharked!"

Bo: Hey you wanna go get dinner sometime?

Random Girl: hahaha....no.

"BONESHARKED!!!!"

by Bo Alan February 4, 2010

Bullsharking

Aggressively hitting on women by force. Often times the "Bull Shark" will be extremely drunk/creepy, and grabbing girls that are not particularly interested in them. A patented "Bull Shark" move would be to grab the girl's face and forcibly make out with them.

Labeling somebody a Bull Shark works best while at the beach. Not only is there a "marine life" undertone in its name, but the beach is a prime location to hit on unsuspecting women, allowing you to creep from one bathing suit to the next.

Chris: Dude, look that creeper over there Bullsharking the fuck outta that girl.

Adam: Wow, she wants nothing to do with him. She keeps walking away from him, but he keeps buying her shots, asking to friend him on facebook.

by Drewski Manuski December 15, 2009