Blue-raspberry 

An explanation or excuse for something that seems unreasonable, unrealistic or just plain half-assed but is still accepted (like how blue raspberries don’t really exist but it’s still a common flavor).

“My sick note was so blue-raspberry but Mr Johnson let me sit out of P.E anyway- he just doesn’t give a shit”

Blue-raspberry by LI0NESS April 1, 2024

Blue Raspberry 

After edging a man for hours, effectively giving him “blue balls”, you bring him to the brink of orgasm. Right as he’s about to cum you give him a raspberry on his testicles. The vibration on his swollen, aching balls will cause him to cum harder.

Hey bro, Jessica just gave me the best blue raspberry. It’s been two days and my balls still hurt!

Blue Raspberry by Big blue balls April 25, 2023

Blue Raspberry 

The appearance of hemorrhoids after a bout of extended anal intercourse

He gave me a blue raspberry

Blue Raspberry by Russell Beck Giddens June 16, 2018

blue raspberry 

1) a sound made by sticking your tongue through pursed lips.

With a sound of disapproval, Jen gave a blue raspberry to Ron, getting spit all over him.

blue raspberry by Shivism June 28, 2007

Blue raspberry 

Another way to say it's a lie or bluff

That sign means we are 20 miles away from the blue raspberry

Blue raspberry by Eyebeesea April 28, 2019

Blue raspberry 

When you give someone blue balls by blowing a raspberry on their penis

Yooo, I just gave a dude a blue raspberry last week, it was craaazzzy

Blue raspberry by Bear fart March 26, 2024

Blue Raspberry Skittles 

Someone who gets baked on a daily basis by jordan saladana. Has hair that is every color of the rainbow. Blue raspberry usually gets baked during rapid fire alongside vinces nosey ass, master splinter, and stewie griffen

Jordan: Boi ik u aint tryna bake Blue Raspberry Skittles

Blue Raspberry Skittles by Vincenip Lobecelli May 10, 2016