Blue Nosed

The point where you get to the point of sneezing, but just can't get the sweet relief of sneezing.

Joe: "I can't sneeze dude! I get so close and get blue nosed!"

by mntie September 18, 2019

Blue Nosed

When you are about to sneeze but you fail to sneeze, you get "blue nosed".

I was about to sneeze but I got blue nosed.

by Kaelygon July 5, 2021

Blue-Nosed Jackass

A giant reindeer-like creature commonly seen on Christman Eve pulling Christman's sleigh. On the other days of the year, the Blue-Nosed Jackass is usually seen beating the crap out of someone.

by Kaz the greatest person in the WORLD July 31, 2003

blue nose

a person who always has to announce to all other people in his immediate company who and how many cops he knows. Said person is always making stupid small talk with cops, i.e. on details, in coffee shops, etc. Their obnoxious ass-kissing usually purports a certain discomfort level to the pigs they are conversing with.

Gas Utility Worker: "Hey Pete, haven't seen you down The VFW lately, did you get that boat of yours out of the water yet?"

Detail Cop: " Uhh yeah, I did three months ago in December, Jim, I mean Tom..."

Gas Utility Worker: " Yeah I heard Captain Jones, you know, Jonesy, was in the paper last week listed as the second highest paid cop in the city. Yeah I went to grammar school with his neighbors cousins ex-wife not too long ago in '73."

Disco: " Man, look at Tom go, he truly is a fucking blue nose!"

by cMoney Disco November 7, 2009

Blue Nose

When you have that feeling that you are about to sneeze, so you make the stupid face like you are about to orgasm, and you sit there and wait, and wait, maybe stare at the sun or do a couple quick sniffles hoping to hurry the sneeze up.... and then you lose it. And it hurts and it sucks and your life is ruined.

Yo dog I felt a little tickle right above my sick moustache so I prepared myself for this epic sneeze, I mean I had on my O-face, lookin up in the sky just waitin for the magic to happen, and then.... nothing. I got blue nose!

by DMONEY$$$ July 30, 2010

blue nose

A blue nose - A fan of the Scum (or Birmingham City F.C). Ususally used by Aston Villa fans. It used to be derrogatory, but now is often used by the bluenoses themselves.

Villan - "Wheeeeey, you scummy blue noses.. 3-1 .. Cahill's a legend!"

Blue nose - "Fair enough."

by Shay_AVFC October 30, 2007

blue nose

A term directed at fans of Glasgow Rangers FC by fans of Glasgow Celtic FC. Not a term of affection.

"We humped those blue nose scumbags 4-0 today"

by Tic September 22, 2008