Blue Monster

A freakishly tall faggot that dresses like smurfette while devouring cocks down at the glory hole. Usually a failed basketball player wannabe

That homo Adam turns into a real Blue Monster as soon as he enters the “phone booth”

by Lou_SpudWhole December 19, 2019

Blue Monster

A energy drink made by the company monster, blue is the best and lo-carb. I could not live without it.

Dang Jake-Up and Su-Rah really love blue monster.

by Jake-Upp July 13, 2009

Blue Monster

When you sit in the port-o-potty to take a dump and your turd splashes the blue water from beneath right on your tant

Fuck man, I took a shit in the john and the blue monster got my balls wet.

by Goat0117 May 15, 2019

blue monster

Period. Monthly present.

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

by Dani August 11, 2004

blue veined monster

slang for male genetalia.

my wife told me this morning, "she got attacked last night, by the ""blue veined monster"".

by msgruss March 9, 2009