Blue Monster

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A freakishly tall faggot that dresses like smurfette while devouring cocks down at the glory hole. Usually a failed basketball player wannabe

That homo Adam turns into a real Blue Monster as soon as he enters the “phone booth”

Blue Monster by Lou_SpudWhole December 19, 2019

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Blue Monster

A energy drink made by the company monster, blue is the best and lo-carb. I could not live without it.

Dang Jake-Up and Su-Rah really love blue monster.

Blue Monster by Jake-Upp July 13, 2009

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blue monster

Period. Monthly present.

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

blue monster by Dani August 11, 2004

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Blue Monster

When you sit in the port-o-potty to take a dump and your turd splashes the blue water from beneath right on your tant

Fuck man, I took a shit in the john and the blue monster got my balls wet.

Blue Monster by Goat0117 May 15, 2019

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blue veined monster

slang for male genetalia.

my wife told me this morning, "she got attacked last night, by the ""blue veined monster"".

blue veined monster by msgruss March 9, 2009

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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