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A freakishly tall faggot that dresses like smurfette while devouring cocks down at the glory hole. Usually a failed basketball player wannabe
That homo Adam turns into a real Blue Monster as soon as he enters the ā€œphone boothā€
by Lou_SpudWhole December 19, 2019
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Oh youā€™re just being alive? Iā€™m horny too
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A energy drink made by the company monster, blue is the best and lo-carb. I could not live without it.
Dang Jake-Up and Su-Rah really love blue monster.
by Jake-Upp July 13, 2009
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I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
by Dani August 11, 2004
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When you sit in the port-o-potty to take a dump and your turd splashes the blue water from beneath right on your tant
Fuck man, I took a shit in the john and the blue monster got my balls wet.
by Goat0117 May 15, 2019
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