Blue Lobster 

(n) Blu lobb(stur) - The most morally liberal of girls. Finding a girl who will do nearly anything in bed, with any amount of man, woman, or animal is a rare feet on par with finding a blue lobster. These ladies are henceforth dubbed blue lobsters for the seeming rarity with which they are found.

When the girl I met at the club texted me a picture of herself surrounded by three cocks and cum dripping from her chin I knew without a doubt I was dealing with a real blue lobster!

Hey Frank, I'm feeling strong tonight. Let's go find some blue lobsters and have a bukaki party!

TORETTO! TORETTO! A Blue Lobster came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? IT WAS YOU!

Blue Lobster by montreal lobsterman August 15, 2010

Blue lobster 

A blue lobster is the activity in which a girl will do nitrous and give head to a guy until she literally dies choking on his or her penis and then you take a picture.

I have a blue lobster on my hands, get the wood chipper.

Blue lobster by Anonymousblackmale September 7, 2013

Blue Lobster 

A sex position, like anal doggy-style, but you're lying on your tummy.

Oh! Richard! Keep doing that blue lobster on me!

Blue Lobster by THE SEX MONSTER June 15, 2011

Blue Lobster

A rarity, one in a million ( a comparison) as blue lobster are rare

My love is so kind and so gentle, never let anyone like him. He is my blue lobster

Blue Lobster by Kty Kay February 9, 2026

Blue Lobster jumpscare 

a crayfish suddenly appears, with Bach's Toccata and fugue in D minor as musical accompaniment

Bruh! Blue Lobster jumpscared ! again!

Blue Lobster jumpscare by UrLocalSeagull April 15, 2023

Blue lobster meme 

A secret way of a male expressing to other men that he is gay and is interested in sex

Dave: Hey I saw you posted a blue lobster

Goose: yeah I love blue lobster memes

Blue lobster meme by Joeligma8596 August 31, 2022

Crusty Blue Lobster 

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"

Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.

Crusty Blue Lobster by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014