BluPill

incapable of dealing with life's difficulties or consciously choosing to avert adult responsibilities. Yes, like in Matrix.

BluPill skipped out on paying his child support.

by MaMaGriM May 16, 2010

Bluepill

Someone who chooses to remain ignorant in order to be happy, much like those who chose thye blue pill in The Matrix.

She's using you, man. You gotta stop being such a bluepill.

by otaku42 October 15, 2009

Bluepill

One who chooses to remain ignorant in exchange for happiness. Inspired by The Matrix.

"She didn't break up with me, I broke up with her."
"Dude, stop being such a bluepill."

by otaku42 October 15, 2009

bluepill

(verb): To tell someone a dishonest pleasantry instead of the actual truth. Refers to the blue pill in the movie "The Matrix".

Bluepilling someone can have one of two purposes: 1) an evil purpose, such as lulling them into complacency in order to exploit them more effectively, or 2) a good purpose, such as mercifully shielding them from a horrible truth that they actually are powerless to avoid or prevent, in which case a pleasant delusion is actually the more humane option.

I've had so much awful news that I can't stand anymore. So just bluepill me for awhile, okay?

by Molten Bradley October 3, 2013

based and bluepilled

something based and something that a majority wants to ignore and forget

"That meme is bad."
"Based and bluepilled meme."

by Not AstroSoup_ February 8, 2021

Blumpillingous

An act in which the female seats oneself onto the toilet, and begins to move her bowels. Amidst this act their partner performs the act of cunnillingous.

So yeah, last night the wife and I did a bit of the ole blumpillingous.

by DirtyDionysus April 17, 2017

Bluepilled Glinzorp

someone who doesnt understand internet slang so you call them a made up word to see if theyll think it's real

"god you're such a Bluepilled Glinzorp"

by 404pnf December 8, 2020