Definitions by MaMaGriM

wine crime 

is when you have had a long, tiring day and you would like to wind down and relax before going to sleep. The crime occurs when you fall asleep or crash before you have finished your glass of wine - hence wasted wine

Dumping that Pinot because Lisa passed out Last night is such wine crime!

wine crime by MaMaGriM May 27, 2010

CHS 

acronym for Can't Handle Shit. Identifies an individual (usually male) incapable of dealing with life's difficulties or consciously choosing to avert adult responsibilities.

Mr. CHS calls his wife or mom about every little problem.

CHS by MaMaGriM May 16, 2010

BLue PiLL

Naproxen sodium, Anaprox, Aleve

Son, please go tell mommy I have a headache and need a blue pill.

BLue PiLL by MaMaGriM May 16, 2010

BluPill 

incapable of dealing with life's difficulties or consciously choosing to avert adult responsibilities. Yes, like in Matrix.

BluPill skipped out on paying his child support.

BluPill by MaMaGriM May 16, 2010