Blown Gasket 

Anal sex with your girlfriend... but what you dont know is she is prairie doggin' it. You slip your dick in her anus and a ring of shit oozes out around your dick.

My buddy was with this girl he randomly met at the bar. He took her home and had his first blown gasket experience.

Blown Gasket by Mikey Trums 18 April 28, 2010

Blown Head Gasket 

When you're banging a chick so hard the condom breaks.

I was hammering into this bitch like an over revving engine and the rubber broke. Now all I got is a blown head gasket.

Blown Head Gasket by Neil69 September 7, 2016

Blown Head Gaskets 

When your woman gives you some head (a blowjob) and being the respectable gal she is she wraps her lips tightly around your magnificent manhood as you cum to a rousing climax. As it turns out, she had been bringing you to the edge so many times that your body kept producing that baby gravy and by the time you finally released your man chowder the volume was far too much for her to handle. Schlong juice spurts from the broken seal of her lips on your bitch impaler. Often, splooge will spew from her nose and her ears may pop.

Raymond: Damn, woman! You leakin' everywhere! You got blown head gaskets, bitch. Now finish up on old Ray's dick and then go wash that shit off yourself so I can give you a little hug.

Blown Head Gaskets by theinstigator September 16, 2016

blow a gasket 

Sudden diarrhea or another way to describe a shart/anal leakage.

Sorry folks, the bathroom is off limits. I just blew a gasket in there.
That fart sounded nasty. Did you blow a gasket?

blow a gasket by YorickDCJ July 30, 2019

blow a gasket 

A seal in car engine splits
or
Somebody has lost their temper.

1) Mechanic: We will need to tow your car to the garage you have blown a gasket.

2)User 1: Grrrr! Windows has shit itself again and Blue screened.
User 2: Don't blow a gasket I have a Linux installation disk-set here, you can use them to permenantly fix the problem.

blow a gasket by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

Blow a gasket 

It means when you're so angry (or very bitchy) that you blow a gasket or blow up basically. Like bomb from the Angry Birds...

Person 1: Oh Lawd, here we go again, she's gonna blow
Person 2 OH LAWD SHE GON' BLOW A GASKET
Person 3 *growling noises* WHERE'S MY CAKE?!

Blow a gasket by ur_mom_waswitme_under the tabl June 26, 2023