Blowdango

A person performing falatio on another person in a favorable and extensive manner.

My Girlfriend just did the blowdango! Twice!

by qwertyurban April 22, 2010

blowgang

when a single individual whether male or female hovers around multiple male partners is sucks all penises involved.

Aly sure enjoyed that blowgang last nite. She gladly dropped on her knees, sucked all those guys off until each squirted all over that mouth and she liked it. What a freak!

by Myz M May 30, 2013

reverse blowbang

a sexual act involving a single, very lucky man, and 3 or more women, in which all the women perform fellatio on the man simultaneously.

My girlfriend and her friends gave me a reverse blowbang last night at the strip club for my birthday. It was amazing.

by flexasaury rigamarole_redux September 28, 2019

Brodango

(1) One that is an ultimate bro (2)One who lives by the Standard Brotical (3) A man who is often considered bro may progress into the stage of brodangism (4) One who transform from a near harmless bro to a lord of brodom.

yo brodango lets go smoke a bowl

by lolbrowned January 8, 2011

blowcano

A mountain of cocaine.

"I'm having a huge party at my house on Saturday, there's gonna be tons of hot bitches and blowcano on the coffee table. Come down."

by boredindustries April 3, 2008

blowbang

In the same vein as gangbang, except instead of intercourse the girl gives blowjobs to all the guys, often resulting in a mess of ejaculate on her face, in her mouth, or in her tummy (preferred).

Dude, your girlfriend swallowed all my cum at the blowbang last weekend!

Oh yeah? Mine too!

by SpermProvider July 15, 2006

Lapjob Blowdance

When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.

Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.

I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.

by Fluffywillow November 1, 2011