Blowdango
Blowdango by qwertyurban April 22, 2010
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reverse blowbang
a sexual act involving a single, very lucky man, and 3 or more women, in which all the women perform fellatio on the man simultaneously.
My girlfriend and her friends gave me a reverse blowbang last night at the strip club for my birthday. It was amazing.
reverse blowbang by flexasaury rigamarole_redux September 28, 2019
Brodango
(1) One that is an ultimate bro (2)One who lives by the Standard Brotical (3) A man who is often considered bro may progress into the stage of brodangism (4) One who transform from a near harmless bro to a lord of brodom.
Brodango by lolbrowned January 8, 2011
blowcano
"I'm having a huge party at my house on Saturday, there's gonna be tons of hot bitches and blowcano on the coffee table. Come down."
blowcano by boredindustries April 3, 2008
blowbang
In the same vein as gangbang, except instead of intercourse the girl gives blowjobs to all the guys, often resulting in a mess of ejaculate on her face, in her mouth, or in her tummy (preferred).
blowbang by SpermProvider July 15, 2006
Lapjob Blowdance
When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.
Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.
Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.
I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.
Lapjob Blowdance by Fluffywillow November 1, 2011
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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