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Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.

2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued
"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."
by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025
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Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.
2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued
"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."
by PhatSphoincter October 2, 2025
mugGet the Bloodfart Apocalypsemug.

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