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blonde hair

Hair that is light in color - usually any yellowish or golden shade. Some shades of blonde include golden blonde, white-blonde, and honey blonde. Young children with blonde hair are often called tow-heads, especially if their hair is very, very light. Many stereotypes exist for blonde-haired people such as the 'dumb blonde' or that 'blondes have more fun'. Also simply refered to as 'blonde' or spelled 'blond'.
She's such a blond(e).

Blondes have more fun!

I wish I had blonde hair.
blonde hair by Ang3l1n3 September 7, 2006
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blonde hair don't care

A sad excuse for girls who bleach their hair blonde and want to brag about it on instagram. These girls usually have short hair and are jealous of the girls that are part of Long Hair Don't Care, a real thing. Real blondes who were born that way don't use this term, as it usually turns out to be degrading to them because most the girls who do use it are skanks.
No make-up!!! Blonde hair don't care #nomakeup #selfiesunday #blondehairdon'tcare

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory 

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory is the idea that when a rapper dyes their hair blonde, it signals they’re in their creative prime and about to release their best or most iconic music.
When he died his hair blonde. He dropped the best music of his career. This is like the Blonde Hair Rapper Theory.

Spikey Blonde Hair 

What lesbians have
If a chick has Spikey Blonde Hair, she's probly lez
Spikey Blonde Hair by Shaved_Deer February 7, 2012

sunoos_blonde_hair 

a girl from TikTok that used to be a straight tiktoker but now a full-time kpop stan. her ult biases are sunoo, sunghoon and heeseung
exp:
girl 1: so who is your fav tiktoker

girl 2: oh, mine?
girl 1: yeah
girl 2: oh its sunoos_blonde_hair
girl 1: oh mine too!!!

armins.blonde.hair 

An amazing person who is very hot and is slightly famous wveeyone is in love with her and this is definitely not them writing this!! Armins.blonde.hair has a terrible obsession with armin arlert from aot and is rlly funny!!
IS THAT armins.blonde.hair?!!!! SHES SO COOL AND AMAZING IM SUVH A #simp

armins.blonde.hair has an obsession with armin…. But shes rlly funny
Did you hear??! armins.blonde.hair got to 11.1k FOLLOWERS!! SHES SO #famous uwu

National Blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam day 

A day commencing on September the 3rd, honouring all boys/men with blonde hair and blue eyes, particularly those named "Liam". This day requires you to splash out $5 to every boy who falls under these characteristics.
"Today, is National blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam day, better give every Liam with blonde hair and blue eyes $5!"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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