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Blonde Pie 

The best pie you'll ever eat.
Blonde Pie by urban pervert March 18, 2003

Blonde Cream Pie 

I was fucking this young blong girl she was spread eagle as I fucked her. I shot my hot cum I to her sweet tight count. As I with drew my cock I could see my cum dripping from her blond pussy making a Blonde Cream Pie.
Blonde Cream Pie by Asianpoker January 27, 2022

Blondehiemers 

Blondehiemers,

noun,

1) A common form of dementia, a neurologic disease characterized by absence of mental ability severe enough to interfere with normal activities of daily living, lasting at least six months, often present from birth. Blondehiemers frequently occurs in teenage girls, and is marked by a severely limited cognitive functions such as remembering, reasoning, and planning.
Hannah's Blondehiemers is so severe she often not only doesn't get jokes, but doesn't know when a joke has been made.
Blondehiemers by Immodest December 20, 2009

Blondefied 

To have recently had your hair turned blonde, usually done by a professional stylist or other means.
Guy 1: My girlfriend is a bit ditzier than usual.
Guy2: Dude, cut her some slack, wasn't she just blondefied yesterday?
Blondefied by rocketrider13 February 19, 2008

Blondediet 

1) Food eaten prepared by a Blonde Chef

2) What a Blonde actually eats.

3) Sometimes Slang for Oral Sex on a Blonde with a "hot twat"
Blondediet by Jenny L April 22, 2003