blokus 

Describes something that is more than lame, which requires the use of a more inspiring word.

"You're so blokus."

blokus by Kelly Felly January 18, 2009

blokus 

Something you shout when a friend is cockblocking you, but you don't want to use the word.

I shouted blokus after some random motherfucking hulk came up to my woman.

blokus by wordcountthisbitch March 13, 2015

Blokus

Unlike the popular board game, consisting of colorful textiles, this is the act of taking a plastic straw, placing it into someone’s tookus and blowing.

Popular among people who have recently lost their parents, or people who are bored.

Known for turning one’s trauma into nostalgia , or nostalgia into trauma.

Not for the emotionally stable… Or people who like or have parents!

(“Did you hear Pattys parents died?”
“Yeah, she could really could use a Blokus!”)

(“Did you hear what happened to Betsy’s parents after she got a Blokus?”

“Yeahh,they killed themselves! )

Blokus by Unexpecttheexpected May 8, 2026

Gentleman's Blouse 

A Dress shirt, or top of similar style. Used by Patrick Stewart's character Deputy Director Avery Bullock in American Dad.

"Oh no, My Gentleman's Blouse!" -Patrick Stewart as Deputy Director Avery Bullock

Gentleman's Blouse by Skwerl Bergamot October 30, 2011

Blousey 

A busty trollop who is particularly cheap and tarty looking. Often too loud and attention seeking. Unladylike. Unsophisticated.

1. She's what my old Mother would have described as blousey.

2. Dolly Parton could be described as blousey; in so many ways. And none of them bad.

Blousey by bloodcurdling May 3, 2016

blouse mounds 

A nice pair of tits that raise a chicks clothing.

Joe- Look at Lisa's boobs they're about to pop out

John- She got those blouse mounds

blouse mounds by Yangology94 January 11, 2014

BLOTUS 

Acronym for "Biggest Liar Of The United States."

What are we going to do when we cannot possibly believe anything BLOTUS says any more; he lies most of the time.

BLOTUS by paulpaxman January 10, 2017