blokus
"You're so blokus."
blokus by Kelly Felly January 18, 2009
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blokus
blokus by wordcountthisbitch March 13, 2015
Blokus
Unlike the popular board game, consisting of colorful textiles, this is the act of taking a plastic straw, placing it into someone’s tookus and blowing.
Popular among people who have recently lost their parents, or people who are bored.
Known for turning one’s trauma into nostalgia , or nostalgia into trauma.
Not for the emotionally stable… Or people who like or have parents!
Popular among people who have recently lost their parents, or people who are bored.
Known for turning one’s trauma into nostalgia , or nostalgia into trauma.
Not for the emotionally stable… Or people who like or have parents!
(“Did you hear Pattys parents died?”
“Yeah, she could really could use a Blokus!”)
(“Did you hear what happened to Betsy’s parents after she got a Blokus?”
“Yeahh,they killed themselves! )
“Yeah, she could really could use a Blokus!”)
(“Did you hear what happened to Betsy’s parents after she got a Blokus?”
“Yeahh,they killed themselves! )
Blokus by Unexpecttheexpected May 8, 2026
Gentleman's Blouse
A Dress shirt, or top of similar style. Used by Patrick Stewart's character Deputy Director Avery Bullock in American Dad.
Gentleman's Blouse by Skwerl Bergamot October 30, 2011
Blousey
A busty trollop who is particularly cheap and tarty looking. Often too loud and attention seeking. Unladylike. Unsophisticated.
1. She's what my old Mother would have described as blousey.
2. Dolly Parton could be described as blousey; in so many ways. And none of them bad.
2. Dolly Parton could be described as blousey; in so many ways. And none of them bad.
Blousey by bloodcurdling May 3, 2016
blouse mounds
blouse mounds by Yangology94 January 11, 2014
BLOTUS
What are we going to do when we cannot possibly believe anything BLOTUS says any more; he lies most of the time.
BLOTUS by paulpaxman January 10, 2017
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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