Shittus Blokest is the Latin term for shit bloke. This term was created centuries ago about one of the shittest blokes to every walk the Earth would repay people who bought him a regular coffee with a small coffee or by dogging the boys whenever the ladies wanted something. Surprisingly though the ego of a Shittus Blokest hinders blokes from perusing lasses who are super keen on them. Instead shading them for there mates ex
Geeez settle don’t cobba no need to be a Shittus Blokest
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).