blis

blis is the combination of blood and piss.

Char says, "holy sh*t man, your blisin."

Di says, "chill out, i have been pissing blood for months."

Char says, "you should get that checked out."

by Bedelia April 16, 2009

Blis

The space where the Penis meets the balls

While giving a BJ my girlfriends lips touched my blis.

by Da Blis January 21, 2019

Divine Bliss

See Patrick Kent.

Yeah, he’s tuned up... he’s divine bliss.

by Eye.of.Ra February 4, 2019

blister shaft

A male sex organ afflicted with a sexually transmitted disease

Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

blisscombobulated

An adjective describing the state of being so deliriously happy, you're unraveling at the seams. Usually connected with being madly in love.
You're on Cloud 10. You're laughing, doing cartwheels, bursting into song, and bumping into furniture.

"She was so blisscombobulated that we had to scrape her off the ceiling with a spatula."

by SneezyDwarf June 20, 2013

Cat Bliss

The type of extreme and absolute happiness that is so simple it can only be reached by a cat

"I am so happy, the only thing that could make me happier is if I reached cat bliss."

by hubercl September 11, 2009

joy bliss

What you say sarcastcally, regarding something you could care less about.

Loudspeaker announcement: Attention please. Remember that there will be track practice after school at 3:30 today.

You: Oh, joy bliss! Track practice!

by LonePooper February 3, 2018