barkley91's definitions

Blipper

A firearm of dubious or haphazard-construction--generally a handgun, or a concealable ballistic-weapon of a similar nature. Prone to shooting off-center, jamming, misfiring, or some other misfortune which could prove catastrophic at times where a gun is warranted

blud tried to stick a goofy-looking motherfucker with big ears and small feet but the blipper caught fire and exploded into a hundred pieces, so he hurried the fuck outta there instead

by barkley91 January 19, 2026