Blippard

When the 'storm of the century' comes by and doesn't deliver the goods. February 1st 2011 was forecast to bury the northern USA in 2 feet of snow. We got 4 inches in Detroit - duh...

All the kids were happy that school got called off but they didn't have to shovel snow due to the Blippard

Blippard by badsneakers77 February 21, 2011

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Blippard

A person who loves horse cock

My Great Uncle Lester was a Blippard.
He fortunately is on house arrest as of 6/4/2021 for sneaking into a barn... full of horses.

Blippard by jittlatangjittle October 17, 2022

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Bliptard

Saying retard in a nice way instead of pepega.

Me: Look at that guy he plays fortnite
Friend: Yeah what a bliptard

Bliptard by bananaman24390832429436 October 30, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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