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Blink of an eye 

1. Initially used as a figure of speech to express astonishing speed.

2. But it can also be used as a form of sarcasm, in describing the amount of time it may take to complete a task in absolute contradictory or irony.

3. (Actual Speed) about 300-400 milliseconds.
A conversation between husband and wife.

<p><i>Husband: Honey! You forgot my suit at the dry cleaners. Now what am I going to wear?
Wife: I can go pick it up now if you'd like.
Husband: Maybe, but what if you don't make it back in time?
Wife: Don't worry, I'll be back in the blink of an eye.</i>.</p>
Blink of an eye by That's A Neck December 4, 2014
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in the blink of an eye 

Very fast, rapidly
On Wall Street the market can change in the blink of an eye.
in the blink of an eye by Empty! February 26, 2018
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026