When a legal midget (under 5'0") gets run over by a regular sized person, causing them to slide on the floor, possibly causing eye damage, hense the term, blindslided.
Wallace blindslided poor Kendall into the floor today. If short people were considered legal citizens she could of had a case in the court of law.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.