by Conartist66 November 15, 2018
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First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,
Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then
Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito
First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,
Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then
Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito
Weird Guy: Dude! I like totally flying-blind-burritoed that girl last night.
Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?
Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?
by Markus E_bear April 6, 2010
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Used to say that you do something without any sensible precaution because you trust your instinct or because u don't have any other possibilities. Initially, this expression was used by US aviators when they couldn't see shit because of fog for example.
by The Gobbledy January 12, 2008
Get the flying blind mug.The sexual process that involves four intricate and well- timed steps. The first step is the naturual step of having intercourse. The second step involves the pulling out of your penis right before ejaculation and the quick yet precise aiming of your fluid towards your partners eye. The third step is made after the successful completion of blinding your partner with your ejaculatory man juice missile and at the very moment that your partner begins stumbling around blinded. For this step, you must grab a blanket or comforter and wrap them with it. The fourth step is the immediate throwing of them out of a window- consecutive with the wrapping of them in a blanket.
When performed correctly, this process should only take a few seconds at most - starting from the ejaculation period and ending at the desired tossing of your partner out of a window.
On the street it is shortened and called by "fred".
When performed correctly, this process should only take a few seconds at most - starting from the ejaculation period and ending at the desired tossing of your partner out of a window.
On the street it is shortened and called by "fred".
Yesterday, I was inspired by Taco Bell, and in a flatulent rage, I performed the flying blind burritto on my woman - she landed in the bushes outside, and looked like she was covered by guacamole. It was EPIC.
by The squeemish taco chucker February 3, 2008
Get the The FLying Blind Burritto mug.A one night stand usually accomplished by an alpha male upon an unsuspecting overly accessorized female.
Example 1. Character A, "I had a bling fling the other night with the counter girl at the high-end store at the mall. We did it at her parents house while they were home.
I had to hold my hand over her mouth so she wouldn't wake them up."
Character B, "Dude you talkin FNL?"
Character A, " I said bling fling didn't I?"
Example 2.
"Look at that pretentious chick over there. She should wear a flashing neon sign that says bling fling."
I had to hold my hand over her mouth so she wouldn't wake them up."
Character B, "Dude you talkin FNL?"
Character A, " I said bling fling didn't I?"
Example 2.
"Look at that pretentious chick over there. She should wear a flashing neon sign that says bling fling."
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