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Flying Blind Burrito

The act of:

First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,

Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then

Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito
Weird Guy: Dude! I like totally flying-blind-burritoed that girl last night.

Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?

flying blind 

Used to say that you do something without any sensible precaution because you trust your instinct or because u don't have any other possibilities. Initially, this expression was used by US aviators when they couldn't see shit because of fog for example.
I don't need to use this map, I guess I'll just be flying blind. Still trust me?
flying blind by The Gobbledy January 12, 2008

The FLying Blind Burritto 

The sexual process that involves four intricate and well- timed steps. The first step is the naturual step of having intercourse. The second step involves the pulling out of your penis right before ejaculation and the quick yet precise aiming of your fluid towards your partners eye. The third step is made after the successful completion of blinding your partner with your ejaculatory man juice missile and at the very moment that your partner begins stumbling around blinded. For this step, you must grab a blanket or comforter and wrap them with it. The fourth step is the immediate throwing of them out of a window- consecutive with the wrapping of them in a blanket.
When performed correctly, this process should only take a few seconds at most - starting from the ejaculation period and ending at the desired tossing of your partner out of a window.
On the street it is shortened and called by "fred".
Yesterday, I was inspired by Taco Bell, and in a flatulent rage, I performed the flying blind burritto on my woman - she landed in the bushes outside, and looked like she was covered by guacamole. It was EPIC.

Bling fling 

A one night stand usually accomplished by an alpha male upon an unsuspecting overly accessorized female.
Example 1. Character A, "I had a bling fling the other night with the counter girl at the high-end store at the mall. We did it at her parents house while they were home.

I had to hold my hand over her mouth so she wouldn't wake them up."

Character B, "Dude you talkin FNL?"

Character A, " I said bling fling didn't I?"

Example 2.

"Look at that pretentious chick over there. She should wear a flashing neon sign that says bling fling."
Bling fling by Gregaroidson January 3, 2019

Fling Bling 

Bling purchased for spouse or girlfriend as reparations after an affair.
DANG! Did you see the Fling Bling Kobe gave his wife?!
Fling Bling by The A Team Sucka August 27, 2009

Fling some bling 

Giveing away free cash.
Yo, daug, fling some bling to help me pay off my loan. Im a poser.
Fling some bling by double oh ess November 15, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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