Blevinate

The act of summoning the power of the Honey Badger, Goku, and bob the rascist dragon and shooting lasers out of your eyes, vaporizing everything.

Dont make that guy mad!

Why not? He doesnt look so tough.

Dude no i heard he used a Blevinate on a guy at a party!

Holy fuck im scared now!!

by Brabrabeh June 15, 2011

blinated text

1. white text typed with a black highlight
2. any highlighted typed text

Also, I don't understand why all your emails are written in blinated text like that.

by T.W.B March 20, 2021

non-blinated text

1. black unhighlighted typed text
2. any typed text without a highlight

Note the non-blinated text!

by T.W.B March 20, 2021

bloviate

Bloviate is closely associated with U.S. President Warren G. Harding, who used it frequently and who was known for long, windy speeches. H.L. Mencken said of him, "He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash."

After five years as president and thirty years as a political figure, this colossal oaf is still unable to discipline his urge to bloviate.

by mr.corruption June 13, 2005

Blevinced

When someone starts a fight with one person, calls for backup and still loses.

Jessica: You're a toxic piece of shit!
Felix: Who the fuck are you and why should i care about you?
Jessica: OMG! I can't believe you said that! Wait until my Family hears about that!
Jessica's Husband: WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAY TO MY WIFE YOU LITTLE SHIT?! WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
Jessica's Brother: YEAH WATCH YOUR MOUTH, BEFORE WE WHOOP YOUR ASS!
*Jessica and her family proceed to take the fight and get blevinced*

by OhNoNoPepeLaugh July 1, 2020

Bevitate

bev-i-teyt verb, -tat·ed, -tat·ing.

When an individual has consumed so many alcoholic beverages that he/she believes they have gained control of both time and space... And demonstrate with great enthusiasm.

You better shut John off... Homeboy was about to Bevitate next to the fridge

by gnice3d December 28, 2010

bloviate

To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner.

A key attribute to those that sell. To pretend to understand technical subject matter and sell it to others even dumber then oneself.

Tom, bloviated Matt's shaft for hours on the merits of Mircosoft's Swiss Cheese 1.0

by joe October 1, 2004