Blevinate

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The act of summoning the power of the Honey Badger, Goku, and bob the rascist dragon and shooting lasers out of your eyes, vaporizing everything.

Dont make that guy mad!

Why not? He doesnt look so tough.

Dude no i heard he used a Blevinate on a guy at a party!

Holy fuck im scared now!!

Blevinate by Brabrabeh June 15, 2011

Words you can keep

blinated text

1. white text typed with a black highlight
2. any highlighted typed text

Also, I don't understand why all your emails are written in blinated text like that.

blinated text by T.W.B March 20, 2021

Related Words

Blevinate • A Blevinator • bloviate • Beerinate • blinated text • beezinater • Bevitate • Blevinced • Blizinated • Bloginate

non-blinated text

1. black unhighlighted typed text
2. any typed text without a highlight

Note the non-blinated text!

non-blinated text by T.W.B March 20, 2021

bloviate

Bloviate is closely associated with U.S. President Warren G. Harding, who used it frequently and who was known for long, windy speeches. H.L. Mencken said of him, "He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash."

After five years as president and thirty years as a political figure, this colossal oaf is still unable to discipline his urge to bloviate.

bloviate by mr.corruption June 13, 2005

Blevinced

When someone starts a fight with one person, calls for backup and still loses.

Jessica: You're a toxic piece of shit!
Felix: Who the fuck are you and why should i care about you?
Jessica: OMG! I can't believe you said that! Wait until my Family hears about that!
Jessica's Husband: WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAY TO MY WIFE YOU LITTLE SHIT?! WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
Jessica's Brother: YEAH WATCH YOUR MOUTH, BEFORE WE WHOOP YOUR ASS!
*Jessica and her family proceed to take the fight and get blevinced*

Blevinced by OhNoNoPepeLaugh July 1, 2020

Bevitate

bev-i-teyt verb, -tat·ed, -tat·ing.

When an individual has consumed so many alcoholic beverages that he/she believes they have gained control of both time and space... And demonstrate with great enthusiasm.

You better shut John off... Homeboy was about to Bevitate next to the fridge

Bevitate by gnice3d December 28, 2010

bloviate

To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner.

A key attribute to those that sell. To pretend to understand technical subject matter and sell it to others even dumber then oneself.

Tom, bloviated Matt's shaft for hours on the merits of Mircosoft's Swiss Cheese 1.0

bloviate by joe October 1, 2004

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026