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Blerm
The Blerm is a contraction of the terms "blumpkin" and "perm", and is used to denote a sexual act where a male receives oral sex in a toilet ("blumpkin") and then wipes his semen (or feces, if there is no toilet paper) on his sexual partner's hair upon completion of the sexual act. It is a common practice in certain bars in Conowingo, MD.
Man, that bitch sucked me off real nice in the toilet and then I turned her blumpkin into a blerm. That shitter needs more TP, by the way.
Blerm by Goldberg47 January 18, 2009
blerm
once a month, males experience an addition of blood to their sperm, thus creating a mixture of blood and sperm
blerm by Sizzity Sack October 23, 2008
bermy
Ronelle is going back to Bermy
Bermuda Pantry
Kevin slept over last night and he turned my guest bathroom into a total "Bermuda Pantry". Grain alcohol mixed with Taco Bell makes some ugly yellow shit!
Bermuda Pantry by BaJinxy December 9, 2010
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