blermicant 

Relating to the taste of tap water from somewhere that isn't your house, often used as a metaphor.

The dad jokes were funny, but blermicant, and could never replace those of my own father.

blermicant by gurgilewis November 29, 2021

blermicane 

when a bunch of guys who are simultaneously on their man periods and all encircle and blerm on a girl

Me and my friends had a blermicane with some chick last night, it was epic.

blermicane by Sizzity Sack October 24, 2008