Blerm

Black sperm.

"Did you blerm?"
"Is that blerm?"
"I'm going to blerm all over her booty"

by Shobzilla July 10, 2009

blerm

the mixture of blood and sperm

the bme pain oylmpics contained a lot of blerm

by bboots January 21, 2008

Blerm

The Blerm is a contraction of the terms "blumpkin" and "perm", and is used to denote a sexual act where a male receives oral sex in a toilet ("blumpkin") and then wipes his semen (or feces, if there is no toilet paper) on his sexual partner's hair upon completion of the sexual act. It is a common practice in certain bars in Conowingo, MD.

Man, that bitch sucked me off real nice in the toilet and then I turned her blumpkin into a blerm. That shitter needs more TP, by the way.

by Goldberg47 January 18, 2009

blerm

Mixture of blood and sperm, often during red wings but can occur during first time and/or rough anal sex

"Why does it smell like blood and bleach in here?"
"Sorry, I haven't had a chance to wash the blerm out of my sheets."

by youareabunny January 4, 2015

blerm

once a month, males experience an addition of blood to their sperm, thus creating a mixture of blood and sperm

Man it was my time of the month, and i blermed all over her.

by Sizzity Sack October 23, 2008

bermy

Short form form Bermuda

Ronelle is going back to Bermy

by nick January 21, 2005

Bermuda Pantry

Any room that has had the walls sprayed with runny or liquified yellow feces. Usually a bathroom.

Kevin slept over last night and he turned my guest bathroom into a total "Bermuda Pantry". Grain alcohol mixed with Taco Bell makes some ugly yellow shit!

by BaJinxy December 9, 2010