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when a person is totally high and or drunk and they feel like they are spinning.
A: I'm spinning. I feel like a blender.
B: Dude he is totallllyyyyy blendered.

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To be blendered is to be simply: denied; saladed;ended; or just plain invisible - originated from Halo gameplay.
Once blendered you can do anything you want on Halo 3. However, if in a bad situation, blenders can also mean heavy salad, which in fact, is quite an undesirable situation. See heavy salad.
Blendered by MrTadius December 10, 2007

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Being blinded in a blinder
In stead of saying I will blow you say you will be blendered
Blendered by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020

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You will be blendered
Blendered by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020

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Verb- The art of consuming multiple mind altering chemicals to the sensory point that all chemical effects are blending into one another, creating erratic, and chaotic cognitive thought patterning.
I was so blendered last night, i was on Jupitanus 8 with momgoat, plastic schism-free fry doing buff minus.
Blendered by Augustus Bugguts June 14, 2022

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BLENDERED verb "to be blendered" is when you are emotionally attacked by the song Blender by 5 Seconds of Summer
person : ohh 5sos tweeted a link, i wonder what it’s for?

*clicks link*

“IS IT LONELY WHERE YOU ARE

ALL ACROSS THE ROOM-”

person: oh dammit i got blendered again :(