Bleeprin

Bleeprin is a combination of bleach and aspirin. It comes in the form of a white, chickpea-sized (or large-normal-pea-sized) pill. It is used to soften the effects of reading horrific badfic — the bleach erases the bad mental images, and the aspirin eases the headache. According to Meir Brin, this wonder-medicine is so generally spiffy that it also can cure social anxiety attacks. It is manufactured by the Mini-Aragogs in the basements of HFA (Hogwart Fanfiction Academy). Within a few short weeks of its invention, Bleeprin easily replaced the time-honored but painful — and permanently crippling — custom of gouging one’s eyes out with a spork as the preferred way of dealing with badfic (banging one’s head against a doorpost is still widely in effect, however). Bleeprin comes in two other forms: Bleepto-Dismal and Bleepka.

Khora: Not ANOTHER 'seduce lust-object and live happily ever after' fic!

Nikki: Here, take some Bleeprin. It'll ease the horridness and make it blissfully absent from memory.

Khora: Thank ye.

by Agents Khora & Nikki, PPC December 24, 2008

bleeprin

Bleeprin is a combination of bleach and aspirin. It comes in the form of a white, chickpea-sized (or large-normal-pea-sized) pill. It is used to soften the effects of reading horrific badfic — the bleach erases the bad mental images, and the aspirin eases the headache. According to Meir Brin, this wonder-medicine is so generally spiffy that it also can cure social anxiety attacks. It is manufactured by the Mini-Aragogs in the basements of HFA. Within a few short weeks of its invention, Bleeprin easily replaced the time-honored but painful — and permanently crippling — custom of gouging one’s eyes out with a spork as the preferred way of dealing with badfic (banging one’s head against a doorpost is still widely in effect, however). Bleeprin comes in two other forms: Bleepto-Dismal and Bleepka.

Dear Eru, where's the Bleeprin? I need to forget THAT particular badfic.

by Agents Khora & Nikki, PPC, Department of Mary Sues: Rhapsody & Pern Division December 13, 2008

bleeprin

Bleeprin is a combination of bleach and aspirin. It comes in the form of a white, chickpea-sized (or large-normal-pea-sized) pill. It is used to soften the effects of reading horrific badfic — the bleach erases the bad mental images, and the aspirin eases the headache. According to Meir Brin, this wonder-medicine is so generally spiffy that it also can cure social anxiety attacks. It is manufactured by the Mini-Aragogs in the basements of HFA (Hogwart Fanfiction Academy). Within a few short weeks of its invention, Bleeprin easily replaced the time-honored but painful — and permanently crippling — custom of gouging one’s eyes out with a spork as the preferred way of dealing with badfic (banging one’s head against a doorpost is still widely in effect, however). Bleeprin comes in two other forms: Bleepto-Dismal and Bleepka.

Khora: Not ANOTHER 'seduce lust-object and live happily ever after' fic!

Nikki: Here, take some Bleeprin. It'll ease the horridness and make it blissfully absent from memory.

Khora: Thank ye.

by Agents Khora & Nikki, PPC, Department of Mary Sues: Rhapsody Division December 14, 2008

Blueprint

A guy or girl so incredibly perfect that they are the original design.

"Marcel Gerard is the fuckin blueprint".

by lavitadulce January 6, 2014

Blueprint

a blueprint is the one who paved the way so the other bitches could walk.

" Beyonce is the blueprint of music. "

by anonym243 March 15, 2022

4th Gen Blueprint

The talented self-produced kpop group named Stray Kids. Have amazing choreographies, unique sound of music, honey smooth vocals, hard hitting rap that rides on different types of flows, not to mention their visuals. They're constantly raising the standard for 4th gen boy groups.

"The 4th Gen Blueprint Stray Kids has everyone thinking about them."

by godsmenu June 22, 2020

smoking blueprints

rewarded a big ticket for a ball of wax(shine)
paying a price for inclusive coverage in the cabinet of leadership/fame/ministry.
working your plans with no troubles

Dusty and Dirty in Mudpits smoking blueprints to change their government systems.
Dusty: Hey Dirty, what it do?
Dirty: I'm smoking blueprints baby, how about you?

by @tikifaces_ January 25, 2019