Bleeding Anus 

When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.

My anus wont stop bleeding!

Bleeding Anus by jake June 10, 2004

Bleeding Anus 

My friend Derek.He realized he bleeds out his anus every time he does e. He had been doing it for half a year.

Derek... Is an idiot.

Bleeding Anus by Insurmountable Jackass January 6, 2005

bleeding anus cloud 

1 MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!; 2 the most random cartoon short ever made ; 3 A Film by Don Hertzfeldt

While in the bathroom, Paul noticed that his anus was bleeding , like the bleeding anus cloud, due to his extreme constipation.

bleeding anus cloud by tigmastaflex November 11, 2008

My anus is bleeding 

A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.

Person 1- Dude...your anus is bleeding.
Person 2- I know...yay! My anus is bleeding!!!

My anus is bleeding by Carliann October 12, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019