Bleeding Anus 

When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.

My anus wont stop bleeding!

Bleeding Anus by jake June 10, 2004

Bleeding Anus 

My friend Derek.He realized he bleeds out his anus every time he does e. He had been doing it for half a year.

Derek... Is an idiot.

Bleeding Anus by Insurmountable Jackass January 6, 2005

bleeding anus cloud 

1 MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!; 2 the most random cartoon short ever made ; 3 A Film by Don Hertzfeldt

While in the bathroom, Paul noticed that his anus was bleeding , like the bleeding anus cloud, due to his extreme constipation.

bleeding anus cloud by tigmastaflex November 11, 2008

My anus is bleeding 

A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.

Person 1- Dude...your anus is bleeding.
Person 2- I know...yay! My anus is bleeding!!!

My anus is bleeding by Carliann October 12, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004