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flabbergasted;
shooketh to the core
karen: i am blebundled! our food took 15 minutes to come out, wHeRe iS yOur mAnagEr!?
Blebundle by reeeesksksk July 1, 2019
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Befundled 

Flabbergasted, or Not Knowing What Your Talking About.

Confused.
My parents were befundled about what my sister was saying through the wall.
Befundled by JGS Jr. September 20, 2009
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Befundled 

The act of being so surprised that the penis gets erect but only 2 inches, this is extremely rare in young and older males
Wow! My teacher was befundled by my absence!
Befundled by PutterBeanut April 27, 2022

Philly blundle 

A blowjob from a street prostitute and a 12 pack of Philly's finest herion.
I'm headed down to badlands to get a Philly blundle.
Philly blundle by Phl_doper May 29, 2015
When somebody messes up very bad (see blunder) more than once. Also, the person who has made the mistake more than once.
*somebody drops a pile of dishes on the floor after doing so just five hours later*

person: Gah! Another blunder!
blundle by GalaxyDancer April 17, 2005

Blesundheit 

When you can't decide whether to say bless you or gesundheit.
"(Sneeze)"
"Blesundheit"
Blesundheit by KarlReemus September 30, 2014

befundle 

To get so fuckin high to become a bundle of fun even you cant handle
I was chasing my tail so quick i got dizzy i got befundled
befundle by Hd#48 August 7, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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