Blebundle

flabbergasted;
shooketh to the core

karen: i am blebundled! our food took 15 minutes to come out, wHeRe iS yOur mAnagEr!?

Blebundle by reeeesksksk July 1, 2019

Befundled 

Flabbergasted, or Not Knowing What Your Talking About.

Confused.

My parents were befundled about what my sister was saying through the wall.

Befundled by JGS Jr. September 20, 2009

Befundled 

The act of being so surprised that the penis gets erect but only 2 inches, this is extremely rare in young and older males

Wow! My teacher was befundled by my absence!

Befundled by PutterBeanut April 27, 2022

Philly blundle 

A blowjob from a street prostitute and a 12 pack of Philly's finest herion.

I'm headed down to badlands to get a Philly blundle.

Philly blundle by Phl_doper May 29, 2015

blundle 

When somebody messes up very bad (see blunder) more than once. Also, the person who has made the mistake more than once.

*somebody drops a pile of dishes on the floor after doing so just five hours later*

person: Gah! Another blunder!

blundle by GalaxyDancer April 17, 2005

Blesundheit 

When you can't decide whether to say bless you or gesundheit.

"(Sneeze)"
"Blesundheit"

Blesundheit by KarlReemus September 30, 2014

befundle 

To get so fuckin high to become a bundle of fun even you cant handle

I was chasing my tail so quick i got dizzy i got befundled

befundle by Hd#48 August 7, 2017