Bleason
The act of not giving a shit.
I be bleason.
Bleason by BleasonBitch January 16, 2015
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Blesson
The combination of a Blessing and a Lesson. A life experience that shows up as a challenge and then realized as both a lesson and a blessing
Blasonofabitch
Rod Blagojevich: former governor of Illinois; allegedly attempted to sell President Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidder; all-around lying asshole son-of-a-bitch.
Blasonofabitch by invisiblexninjas May 17, 2009
BLesson
A BLesson is a Portmanteau inspired by the two words, "blessing" and "lesson". It means many things, or everything.
After all the hardships endured by the weary travelers, they couldn't help but feel their experience was a blessing and a lesson. A BLesson, as they came to remember it. For while they gained much, every moment was a lesson to be learned. "I hope you learn(ed)."
I hope your life is filled with self-actualizing BLessons which guide you towards who you wish to become.
I hope your life is filled with self-actualizing BLessons which guide you towards who you wish to become.
BLesson by Pseudonymphederine June 25, 2021
Blerson
"Yes but you don't realize how compelling Phil peer pressures you and makes you feel like a terrible blerson"
Blerson by expensiveglasses April 24, 2018
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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