Bleach monkey

A term referring to a white person that is meant to come off as derogatory, but mostly makes people laugh. It is mostly used by internet trolls trying to get attention.

Blogger: Even though I am white, I respect all that Dr Martin Luther King Jr has done for us.

Troll: SHUT THE FUCK UP BLEACH MONKEY!

Blogger: Rofl!

Bleach monkey by Euphemia Li Brittania April 1, 2011

Beach Monkey 

When someone is being dumb or annoying.

That beach monkey deleted my post!

It’s okay, just beach monkey antics.

Beach Monkey by graylover333 May 23, 2022

beach monkey 

an individual who works on the beach as a lifeguard or other public service jobs.

I was hungover after last night so I had my beach monkey set up my chairs and umbrellas for me today.

beach monkey by babalang October 15, 2018

beach money 

Money found at the beach

No worries dude, I'll pay for it. I got that beach money

beach money by Jenny why January 27, 2018

Beach Money 

Getting paid a large lump sum, while doing minimal work. May possible die trying to achieve it.

“This Beach Money. We rich.” *gunshot* -Ronnie Mathis

Beach Money by Ubitiqous February 12, 2024