Bleach monkey

A term referring to a white person that is meant to come off as derogatory, but mostly makes people laugh. It is mostly used by internet trolls trying to get attention.

Blogger: Even though I am white, I respect all that Dr Martin Luther King Jr has done for us.

Troll: SHUT THE FUCK UP BLEACH MONKEY!

Blogger: Rofl!

by Euphemia Li Brittania April 1, 2011

Beach Monkey

When someone is being dumb or annoying.

That beach monkey deleted my post!

It’s okay, just beach monkey antics.

by graylover333 May 23, 2022

beach monkey

an individual who works on the beach as a lifeguard or other public service jobs.

I was hungover after last night so I had my beach monkey set up my chairs and umbrellas for me today.

by babalang October 15, 2018

beach money

Money found at the beach

No worries dude, I'll pay for it. I got that beach money

by Jenny why January 27, 2018

Beach Money

Getting paid a large lump sum, while doing minimal work. May possible die trying to achieve it.

“This Beach Money. We rich.” *gunshot* -Ronnie Mathis

by Ubitiqous February 12, 2024