The Blasini is a strange sexual creature of myth and legend. Often known for his uncanny powers of seduction and feared by the fathers of young daughters. He lures his prey with his voice and hypnotizes them with dance. Being a migratory creature, he generally lacks a definite home and generally roosts in the residence of others; maintaining his illusive character. It has been stated that his only true love is for food, which is rather unfair as he is almost as easily attracted by alcohol. Followed by the slight aroma of cinnamon, he can be spotted in the dark streets outside a frequented bar.
He stands a hero among men, a voice in the dark, a shadow of a nameless fear.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.