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The Blasini is a strange sexual creature of myth and legend. Often known for his uncanny powers of seduction and feared by the fathers of young daughters. He lures his prey with his voice and hypnotizes them with dance. Being a migratory creature, he generally lacks a definite home and generally roosts in the residence of others; maintaining his illusive character. It has been stated that his only true love is for food, which is rather unfair as he is almost as easily attracted by alcohol. Followed by the slight aroma of cinnamon, he can be spotted in the dark streets outside a frequented bar.

He stands a hero among men, a voice in the dark, a shadow of a nameless fear.
He swooped on that girl like a Blasini.
blasini by TriDeltaBeta May 22, 2014
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the visual impairment (dryness, blurriness, etc.) that results from smoking too much marijuana.
"Wait... dude, who's winning? I can't read the score."
"Giants. Dude, you got blasik, I can read it just fine."

4/20 420 lasik blazed stoned cotton mouth
Blasik by joeverdrive September 22, 2012
someone who is black and asian (pronounced-bla-zen)
im black and asian which means im BLASIN!
blasin by miss freak April 21, 2006

blasnkofiend 

noun:
Another way of calling kid's named Ibrahiim a faget.
Blasnkofiends like to grope on men's balls.
blasnkofiend by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Blashink 

Oh Look IT'S A BLASHINK ! He / She looks like a black spotted Cow !
Blashink by DanIsAlwaysRight April 20, 2022

Blaminkmons 

something crazy or unexpected; surprising.
“That trick was blaminkmons!”
Blaminkmons by Wordfinder202747 April 1, 2025
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