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evan blankenstein 

When your friend is being so God damn weird that you don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.
Holy shit that guy is really pulling a Evan Blankenstein

blorgenstein 

an exclamation used in a time of distress and annoyance
My calculater broke....BLORGENSTEIN!!!
blorgenstein by mxb418 December 13, 2008

Blargenstine 

A more intense version of "blarg." Used as an expression of comedic frustration. Considered an intense explicative of "Blarg!"
A gamer accidentally kills or "frags" himself. He would state emphatically: "Blargenstine!" and then laugh, feeling quite embarrassed but comical.

Blazenstein 

a large, plump, rodent-like looking substitute with an excessively large booty. She is known to substitute clases for long periods of time and make their lives a living hell by having to look at her everyday. She also loves to "limp" for very strange reasons even though she has perfect(well as perfect as shes going to get) legs to walk with...even though they're only about 1 foot tall each. Something you wish to never "happen" to you. EVER!
That large Blazenstein scared the inocent little child while visiting the foot doctor.
Blazenstein by an unruly student... November 6, 2004

blarfenstein 

(noun) The vomit of a person of Germanic descent.
Everyone please step around the blarfenstein, Barvo ate too much.
blarfenstein by Mikey T December 16, 2004

Bergenstein

a combination of to very popular Jewish last names used as a term for a jew.
Did you see the size of that guys nose he was defiantly a Bergenstein.
Bergenstein by Alien Sex Fiend January 31, 2010
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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