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evan blankenstein 

When your friend is being so God damn weird that you don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.
Holy shit that guy is really pulling a Evan Blankenstein

blorgenstein 

an exclamation used in a time of distress and annoyance
My calculater broke....BLORGENSTEIN!!!
blorgenstein by mxb418 December 13, 2008

Blargenstine 

A more intense version of "blarg." Used as an expression of comedic frustration. Considered an intense explicative of "Blarg!"
A gamer accidentally kills or "frags" himself. He would state emphatically: "Blargenstine!" and then laugh, feeling quite embarrassed but comical.

Blazenstein 

a large, plump, rodent-like looking substitute with an excessively large booty. She is known to substitute clases for long periods of time and make their lives a living hell by having to look at her everyday. She also loves to "limp" for very strange reasons even though she has perfect(well as perfect as shes going to get) legs to walk with...even though they're only about 1 foot tall each. Something you wish to never "happen" to you. EVER!
That large Blazenstein scared the inocent little child while visiting the foot doctor.
Blazenstein by an unruly student... November 6, 2004

blarfenstein 

(noun) The vomit of a person of Germanic descent.
Everyone please step around the blarfenstein, Barvo ate too much.
blarfenstein by Mikey T December 16, 2004

Bergenstein

a combination of to very popular Jewish last names used as a term for a jew.
Did you see the size of that guys nose he was defiantly a Bergenstein.
Bergenstein by Alien Sex Fiend January 31, 2010
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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