Blap Splat 

to strike a female on the forehead or facial area with your penis (blap) repeatedly until ejaculate is released onto the victim. see: Blap

"I was having so much fun with my meatsword on her face that I nailed her with a Blap Splat! Bitch was pissed!"

Blap Splat by millambar August 19, 2012

blapsplatter

Incoherent talk or jargon that makes zero sense to the listener, especially when said with confidence.

“He kept going on about the power scaling in that anime, but it was just blapsplatter to me.”

blapsplatter by Plas-sucks-at-the-dictionary October 14, 2025