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the last best hope of independent music online.
MTV is so gay, I wish I was watching BlankTV instead.
BlankTV by chaosx April 8, 2003
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blankton 

Blossoming
Lover of beauty
Audatious
Naughty
Kindness
Teach
Optimist
Nurture
Blanktons journey was abundant like promised after sexual abuse starting at 3yrs old plaques her life. Rejected because of her beauty and a soul that matched,her shine was hated by many low vibing humans even rejected by her family,never nurtured or knowing love sacrificed by the two people she loved most she did find love she learned to love herself . The Divine,Angels,Spirit showed her love when she needed it most.she was forever grateful to the Universe for saving her comforting her and aligning herewith a Soul Mate who would show her true love.
blankton by Blanktonsos March 2, 2023

BlankTube 

When you log onto YouTube in search of some quality entertainment, when trying to decide what to type in the search engine you realise you can look at just about ANYTHING in the entire world, and cannot think of a single thing to look up
E.g Yesterday, I couldn't think of anything good to look up on YouTube. Litterly nothing at all. I totally BlankTubed

E.g.

Person 1: I'm bored, let's go on YouTube
Person 2: Cool, what'll we look up?
Person 1: I don't mind.... Anything
Person 2: Right...Seen anything funny lately?
Person 1: Can't think of anything....i'm totally BlankTubing
BlankTube by anitina February 19, 2011

blanktard 

The type who read your messages only to fuck off without replying.
Guy 1: Hey Rupert
Guy 2: ...
Guy 2: *Reads message*

7 days later

Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: What a blanktard.
blanktard by jmw_90 July 4, 2016

Blankter 

A Blankter is typically a shy, racist person that is possibly introverted. In random moments this person goes AFK without a saying word and is gone for a long time. Has to get off early.
Matt: Sorry man, i have to get off.
Steve: But it's only 8 PM!
Matt: I know but i have to.
Steve: Bro, you're such a Blankter.
Blankter by qareday August 10, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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