Blake Wiles 

Blake Wiles

(noun) 1. a Austiran name that originates from the 1700s. It is a tradition to pass this name down from father to son.

(noun) 2. the cousin of late actress Fay Wray (from Thunderbolt 1929 and King Kong 1933).

(noun) 3. One who tends to be angry. Doesn't speak much and can be very blunt. Also known as BM Wiles. Falls in love very quickly but ironically can have some hatred towards the world. Tends to act out in spurts of anger or activity by throwing things, such as yougurt and such, at people, mostly girls.

(noun) 4. a common name which refers to a man who is a charming tool

1. TEACHER: I am Austrian and the name Blake Wiles has been handed down from my grandfather, to my dad, to my brother, and down to his son, Blake Wiles.

STUDENTS: Wowwww!

2. MAN ONE: Hey is that the lovely Fay Wray's cousin Blake Wiles!?

MAN TWO: By George I think it is!

3.SAM: Blake! Hi!!

BLAKE: Okay.

EMMA: Blake smile! Aren't you excited to see us?

Blake then rips the yougurt Sam was eating right out of her hand. He then goes to throw it at a girl named Sabrina walking by.

STANDBYER: Why'd he do that?

STANDBYER 2: Must be one of those Blake Wiles folk.

STANDBYER: Really. What are we going to do with them?

4. GIRL: I LOVE that Blake Wiles. He's sooo chariming!

BOY: Yeah? Well he's a huge tool

Blake Wiles by laughlovebm2234 October 3, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012