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Being dull, saying things that don't make any sense, or acting in ways people don't understand
Where are we going?" "To get his dog." (10 Minutes Later) "Where are we going? I wasn't listening before." "BLAGMAN!
Blagman by blagmannotbrewer December 7, 2010
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Someone who transports goods or money between to people in a criminal activity. For example, a thug that comes around to collect extortion money and then brings it to a more senior gang member. Another example would be a lawyer that collects money to bribe a judge.
Give the money to the bagman and those speeding tickets will disappear.
bagman by smartypants October 7, 2004

Fried Bagman 

A man so ridiculously fried that he puts a bag over his head and assumes a new identity. Nobody knows who the man under the bag is. It is one of the top 10 biggest mysteries the world will never unconver
Wow I was walking down the street and I saw the FRIED BAGMAN! He was default dancing in the middle of the street.
Fried Bagman by Cartata February 26, 2019

blagrantly

He blagrantly defied all the rules.
blagrantly by Trowelfaz April 11, 2008
There is no definition, but people don't know that, so you can annoy them by trying to make them guess the definiton.
Steve: Your a blagando

Bob: what's that?

Steve: It's what you are.

Bob: no seriously.

Steve: I cant tell blagandos what they are.

Bob: ?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Blogmance n.
Blogmance is like a "Bromance" but instead of two Bros having a ton of love for each other it's two Bloggers!

-Bloggers giving each other some major blogger love, support, props, ups, cyber high fives, etc.

-Blogger love at first blog
"Blogger girls Silver Unpolished and The Truth Hurvitz are in the throws of a real Blogmance!"

"I think I'm having a Blogmance with The Truth Hurvitz. She said I'm sooo flipping' cool."
Blogmance by Silver Unpolished October 30, 2014

Blagrant 

A combination of the words "blatant" and "fragrant." Used to describe someone who wears too much perfume or cologne.
"You can smell Joey's cologne coming ten minutes before he arrives. That guy sure is blagrant."
Blagrant by steve_k December 6, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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