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Blackula 

A common spin off of the vampire character, but with a black actor. Also used to describe a black kid who bit someone in a fight.
1. There was nothing else on TV, so Miguel and I watched Blackula on AMT.
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2. Speaker A: "So, did you hear Jacob bit some kid when they were fighting?"
Speaker B: "Haha, yeah, I heard he almost took his ear off. That coon is a real blackula!"
Blackula by Samuel Reha January 31, 2009
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Blackula 

A Black Dude that Bites you, as most of them do. Usually when you are playing football in the Black Dudes backyard, and youre running for a touchdown, and he latches onto your back with his extra superior bone in his foot, and sinks his Gold Dentures into your shoulder blade. Mostly gives you rabies and Some STDs. Made by combining "Black" with "Dracula" Im pretty sure it was also a crappy movie awhile back.
I was gone with the ball, and Blackula over here bit my arm off.
Blackula by Boxy Brown June 3, 2006

Count Blackula 

A black male vampire. Very well dressed and polished. Women find him hard to resist. Black ladies man.
Count Blackula over there stole my girl.
Count Blackula by Count Blackula123 October 30, 2009

cock blockula 

a social vampire of sorts. a guy who is so desperate to have sex that he will do anything within his power to make sure that you don't.
Man, I was at the bar the other night getting ready to take Susan home, when all of a sudden Ron, the "Cock Blockula" steps in with a story about his dog dying!
cock blockula by bradlay July 4, 2008

blackolade 

An expression of praise, respect, or positive acknowledgement made by a black person, typically directed at a white person.
"I got mad blackolades for wearing my green New Balance trainers to the Pete Rock show"

Blackulous Prime 

A nickname derived from the "Transformers" main character "Optimus Prime"; describes a friend who transforms and commits an act in which a ghetto-living African-American would typically commit, who is surviving in the struggle of life, made through poor logic and bad decision making.
CJ: (transforms into Blackulous Prime, drinks from your milk jug in the fridge, puts it back inside, then transforms back to your friend.)

Salvatore: "Yo Blackulous Prime, you seriously just drank straight outta my milk jug like that?"

CJ: "I didn't wanna dirty any of your disposable cups."
Blackulous Prime by Salvatore007 October 23, 2011
Black Dracula. Name of a cheesy blaxploitation horror movie from the 70's.
In this world there are only two real monsters, Blacula, and the son of Kong.
Blacula by Blake August 15, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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