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sexual blackout dates 

Those dreaded 5-to-10 days of the month when a girl has to deny "downstairs access" to the special guy in her life.
Horny stud: I try to time my monthly visits to my gal's house so that I don't arrive during her sexual blackout dates.

Blackout Date 

Commonly misued by airlines and credit card companys, a blackout date is the action of taking a girl out on some sort of date which has the sole purpose of getting her blacked out so she will engage in activites she normally wouldn't agree to. This can be done the traditional way with dinner at a nice restaurant involving many glasses of wine, followed by drinks at a bar until the desired amount of word slurrage and stumbling occurs. Other non-traditional methods include inviting a girl on a date, having her meet you at your house and then feeding her "pre-dinner" shots and drinks until she's agreeing with your notion to "stay in".
Guy 1: "I can't believe Amy agreed to go out with you, where're you taking her?"
Guy 2: "Probably to Vallarta's to get some 60oz margaritas and some chips, if she's lucky"
Guy 1: "So it's a blackout date then?"
Guy 2: "You know it, I'll have the end of the night video ready by tomorrow afternoon"
Guy 1: "Great Success!"
Blackout Date by SirChris November 20, 2006
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026