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Kyootopia: The realm or kingdom ruled by Twitch-streamer Kyootbot (AKA Kiana)

Kyootopian: Citizen of Kyootopia.

TRUE FACTS:
Location: While wholly virtual, the kingdom's physical portal is located Texas, USA.

Populus: Consists of the discord-lobby-peasants, and valiant champions who get elected to appear on stream by the noble moderators after waiting in line on Discord. While the kingdom is ruled by a philippino-californian, its population is made up of 90% basement-dwelling incels.

- Mods are Al and Jah. The latter of which is nicknamed Kyootdragon.

- Mod "Al" appearance shines as bright as the sun.

Written by Omolb, stream participant; danish prodigy.
Kyootbot"'tis a wonderful day, a kyootopian gifted 20 subs. Thank you. Thankyou thankyou thankyou"

Kiana: "w's in the chat for this valiant ̶i̶n̶c̶e̶l̶ contender, who has been eliminated. Who else do we have in kyootopia to contest for my love?"

"kyootdragon, you have been silenced for 10 minutes. Tranquility's embrace has swept across the realm, settling gracefully in every corner of the kingdom. Peace rests in Kyootopia"
by UrbanMolb July 24, 2023
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Bad things keep happening in a life that makes a person experience a spinning wheel of despair. See also pit of despair; well of despair; depression; sissyphos.
First my mom died. Then my gf left me, my father got heart disease, I quit my degree and my dad cheated me out of my mothers will. Although I have had a few prexious good moments, everything seems to come back. And worse than before. It is like I am stick in a wheel of despair.
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Not unlike an Egirl or Ethot, theese females stream online on twitch or tiktok, But are older. They may atteact a male audiense of a younger generation especially those with mommy fetishes
Wow your mom is streaming on twitch and talking to guys on Overwatch? She must be some kind of E-cougar.
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Like blackface, but painting the penis black. Or wearing a brown veiny strap on when being white or non-african. For show or for use. We have waterproof makeup now.
Is she into blackcocking?

Yeah she likes to pretend I’m her slave
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