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Black Thomas 

A sexual position that is explained in the example.
A "Black Thomas" is a sexual position where the male rests the underside of his knee-joint on the female's shoulder, kneeling down on the other knee (or standing up, depending on height of participants). The female is seated cross-legged, and preforms oral sex until the moment before the male reaches orgasm.

It is crucial that the male not reach orgasm!

When the female stops preforming oral sex, the male lifts his other leg over the female's opposite shoulder and quickly teabags the female in the face.
Black Thomas by mooman91 May 29, 2009
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Thomas Brack 

A Thomas Brack is a really stupid person, not necessarily unintelligent but just absurd and odd in a bad way. Typically ginger with a tiny penis.
"the date was terrible, he was such a Thomas Brack"

Thomas Brack 

A Thomas Brack is an incredibly annoying pompous ginger male with a tiny penis. Typically with an aggravating laugh.
"the date was terrible! You were right- he was a fucking Thomas Brack"

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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